March 19, 1976
Skeeter is at a Gas 4 Cash near a military training area. Jade comes on the CB.
Jade: "Monkeywrench, this is Vixen. Come back, Monkeywrench. Over."
Skeeter: "Go ahead, Vixen."
Jade: "Listen up. The mission's a wash. Chopper's down somewhere inside the quarantine area. Stampede and Hell Toupee are trapped. My weapons are out. You need to get inside, and get them out of there!"
Skeeter: "What about creepers? They there?"
Jade: "Everywhere, just like we thought. Now, hurry Skeeter! Find the chopper. You're their only chance right now."
Skeeter: "Roger, Vixen. I'm on my way."
Skeeter enters the area. A soldier in a Grappler has showed the way for him.
Jade: "Monkeywrench, there shoulde be a road block near you. Bust through it. The guard shouldn't be much of a fight."
Skeeter: "Vixen, I don't know if I can handle this."
Jade: "Bullshit. Look, I think the chopper went down somewhere near the Arnlund Gorge. Check out the dirt access road by-. Damn, gotta move. Hurry Skeeter!"
Skeeter reaches the dirt access road.
Skeeter: "This must be the access road."
At the end of the access road to the area is a road block.
Guard: "Attention driver! You are approaching a federal quarantine zone. Turn your vehicle around, and proceed in the opposite direction."
But Skeeter does not.
Guard: "This is road block 2 to base. Have another intruder inside the perimeter. Send over the air unit!"
A creeper arrives on the scene.
Creeper: "I see him! Movin' in."
Creeper: "Aaaarghhh!"
Guard: "Man down! Man down!"
The Grappler is next to blow up, and the guard screams.
Guard: "Aaaaaaahhhhh!"
TC: "This is TC. Have visual. He's nearing the training area. Iniciate up and down intercept. We'll lock 'em in."
Skeeter: "O oh..."
Skeeter takes out the chopper.
TC: "Huuaaahhh!"
After a while, he finds the hangar where Stampede and Hell Toupee are trapped.
Monkeywrench: "Hell Toupee, Stampede! This is Monkeywrench. You copy?"
Taurus: "Monkeywrench, keep those motherfunkin' damn creepers busy for about 60 seconds. Toupee's gonna try to hotwire this thing back up."
Skeeter: "Roger that, Stampede."
Taurus: "Look out, Monkeywrench! Creepers!"
Creeper: "Hey, cowboy. The chick got lucky, but you won't. Give it up."
Monkeywrench takes some joy in taking them out.
Skeeter: "That was kinda fun, hehe!"
Taurus and Hell Toupee manage to get the chopper back in the air.
Taurus: "Monkeywrench, ... have lift off. Get the hell back to the rendez-vous!"
Skeeter: "I'm outta here, Stampede. Vixen, this is Monkeywrench. Come back. Over."
Jade: "I heard. Nice work, pal. Now, get out of there. The area is too hot to be hanging around."
Skeeter: "Vixen, it looks like there is some type of field exercises going on here."
Jade: "I know. Quarantine's a front. Something's going down with the army. Look, just meet up at the rendez-vous. Vixen out."
Other quotes[]
- The chopper is close to blowing up.
Taurus: "Monkeywrench, get it together, man. More hits 'n we're dead."
- Chopper blows up.
Taurus: "Aaaaahhh!"
Skeeter: "O oh, chopper blew up..."